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  1. deerdroo:

    only-tiktoks:

    Translation:

    Hey, people. Today we’re cooking a little puppy to serve with the rice we have over there. We let it simmer for a while.

    Ten minutes later, there it is, a bit brown, we stir it a little and let it simmer for another 10 minutes.

    Now it must be almost done… Yeah, it’s almost done to perfection. I’m gonna give it 5 seconds more… Uh? My mother’s calling, I’m gonna check what does she want.

    Oh, damn it…! I left it like 5 minutes… (gasps) it’s burned, it’s burned it'sburnedit'sburnedit'sburned. We’ll have to leave this recipe for other day. No, look how it ended up! it’s charred, completely charred

  2. erarg:

    txttletale:

    txttletale:

    txttletale:

    ever since reading addiction by design and vicious games i’m insane about the machine gambling industry. one of the most evil soul-crushing parts of this world

    there’s a passage in vicious games where cassidy interviews betting shop owners and literally every single one of them tells her that once they started introducing betting machines (slot machines, video poker, etc.) customers getting violent went from being a rare possibility to being a regular occurence that had to be considered ‘part of the business’

    and the pathologization / disease model of gambling addiction is so fucking evil too. these industries are spending millions of dollars to create open air spike traps and invite people to take long walks on the slippery path around the spike traps and when people fall in and get impaled by spikes they say “it’s very sad that these people had personalities that were so prone to getting spiked and are now suffering from spikes-impaling-them-disease. we have utmost sympathy and encourage everyone to walk responsibly around our giant open-air spike pits”

    crushing excerpt from addiction by design that stuck with me

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  3. midnightfrappe:

    babycatlix:

    changbeens:

    new to tumblr?

    found yourself getting blocked for seemingly no reason?

    does your profile look like this:

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    you’re getting blocked because people think you’re a bot

    do yourself a favour and change your profile images to literally anything except the defaults. give your blog a name, give yourself a bio even if it simply says “new, figuring this out” or something. please, just do ANYTHING that shows everyone you’re a human. then you wont get blocked anymore and you’ll have a lot more fun here!

    oh and while we’re here, another hot tip: reblog things. likes do nothing here, there’s no algorithm

    okay happy tumblring tumblrinos, tumblrinas and tumblrinehs!

    i think the post may be exploding bc someone pointed out that new users can’t change their profile pic until they follow at least 3 ppl…???

    IF that is the case, regardless if you are or are not following at least 3 ppl, that shouldn’t stop you from making a post, like bee said, that says “new here, still figuring everything out!” we don’t WANT to block actual ppl who are trying to get into tumblr and figure out how this site works, we just want to block bots.

    fr i gotta get on my Sherlock Holmes mood to figure out who is real

  4. thesaltofcarthage:

    nymph1e:

    finn-shitposts:

    you-have-to-use-your-imagination:

    anyone who told you much ado about nothing is good and worth watching was RIGHT and you should listen to them

    Ah here we go! Free full play for anyone who needs it, i watched it last week so i still had the link in my history heh :D enjoy!

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    God I love this version

    spectacular version. Tennant and Tate are on fire. Their comedic and dramatic chops are outstanding. They both should have gotten Tonys for this production. Tennant has always had the gift of making Shakespeare sound spontaneous and contemporary, but Tate more than holds her own with him. 

  5. its-captain-sir:

    I wasn’t actually expecting any answers when I made that post but damn this is really helpful, thank you <3

    maulusque:

    here’s what i’ve figured out so far:

    -gotta have eat first

    -gotta sleep enough first

    (seriously so many days i’m like “i have all afternoon I’ma Do a Thing” and then i just kinda buzz around and do Nothing and think “WHY” and then i’m like “oh yeah i’m really fuckening tired”)

    -gotta be Excited About It (ADHD brain only does things if they’re Literally the Most Interesting Thing Happening Right Now) (so like, hype yourself up to work on a project, or think about how happy you’ll be with a cleaner room/all those chores done)

    -gotta have small, doable first step (like, “get cloth from fabric drawer” or “open google docs”

    -FUCK distractions (computer is in drawer, phone is Off)

    -Engage the Senses (if task needs Brain, play vague background Music, if task needs No Brain, listen to audiobook/podcast)

    -maybe set time limit so i don’t get lost??? e.g. i have a little egg timer that i use because the ticking isn’t distracting but is enough to remind me that Time is a Thing that is Passing Right Now

    -gotta have Self Awareness and Thinky about the Moment (get into the habit of Consciously Noticing what you’re doing at the moment, so you’re more likely to go “wait, this isn’t what i wanted to be doing” and be able to redirect)

    -be willing to redirect and try to do something else if whatever you want to do Just Isn’t Happening

    -DON’T beat yourself up for only doing part of something, or failing entirely- all that does is make your brain associate “trying to do stuff” with “well that SUCKED”. Which means you don’t want to try again. Tell urself u did good for trying, and if it didn’t work, try again later, or figure out why it didn’t work and try a different way. Reward yourself for trying

    this is what i’ve figured out about cajoling the Thinky No Worky Brain into Doing Stuff. it’s not 100% reliable, especially if I forget to do some of these things (like SLEEP), but it’s what i got, ya know??

    its-captain-sir:

    I gotta ask, how do people, like, do stuff???

  6. mtfoss:

    footlongdingledong:

    why are yt to mp3 websites always the shadiest fuckin sites I feel like I’m going down a dark alleyway risking the chance of getting drugged and/or stabbed just bc its the only place where I can find a guy to deal me some decent fart with extra reverb dot mp3s

    I like made my own ad free yt to mp3 site partly because of this: https://y232.live

    Edit: wow a lot of response to this, couple things

    • If your download doesn’t appear within 5 minutes please try again as the tooling on the back end is very complicated for reasons I won’t get into here and might error out for reasons that are out of my control
    • If people are interested I have a big update in the works after which I plan on making the code open source so anyone can host it
    • My dev blog is @wizpolys, this is my main
    • If you want to support us and increase our capacity to serve the public please consider donating to our Patreon linked on the y232 site
  7. cricketcat9:

    rabbitindisguise:

    aquadraco20:

    the-haiku-bot:

    particularj:

    traegorn:

    libraford:

    libraford:

    Me: oh yeah, if you think school photography is hard now, try imagining doing this with film.

    The new girl: what’s film?

    Me: … film. Like… film that goes in a film camera.

    New girl: what’s that mean?

    Me: … before cameras were digital.

    New girl: how did you do it before digital?

    Me:… with film? I haven’t had enough coffee for this conversation

    New girl: I need you to show me how to format the usb.

    Me: format?

    New girl: yeah what do I do?

    Me: you… put the usb in. Then you make a new folder on it and rename it with (name, date, location)

    New girl: but how do I do that?

    Me: … they dont… teach you this anymore, do they?

    The lack of computer skills is becoming a problem. Like there was a period of time where the older workers in office jobs had to be brought up to speed on computers, but now a lot of the newer workers have the issue too.

    There’s a lot of assumed technical literacy because we had a whole generation brought up on desktop computers, but now it’s one that was brought up on phones, tablets, and chromebooks. Phones are easier to use, but that means the users have never had to work around the daily problems presented by most desktop environments.

    But our systems are still set up assuming the kids are “digital natives” who just already know this stuff. So no one teaches them. So a new employee walks into the office… and they just don’t.

    30-something here. And this is frightening for a few reasons.

    Much of the back-end architecture will soon be more difficult to maintain, as those with the expertise retire or when the one guy volunteering to update a niche corner of some minute software function that holds up ¼ of the computer world dies.

    While products are made to be “easier to use” now, which has made them more accessible, they aren’t made to last, contributing to tech pollution / e-waste. Many consumers don’t know how to upgrade or repair their own tech…if they are upgradeable.

    Which brings me to my next point.

    I bought a new low end laptop recently. Not chrome book, but actual Windows PC laptop. I haven’t had a personal computer for a while and with a lot of expectation to “return to the office” because COVID’s over, right? *heavy eye roll*, I wanted something cheap and portable. I found a deal because a lot of low end laptops are being discounted because school children aren’t remote now. I was actually looking for refurbished but found what I wanted cheaper new, sadly.

    Finding one that I knew would run the software I needed or that wouldn’t be bogged down just with Windows? A challenge. You’ve got to know what RAM, HDD vs eMMC vs SSD, cores, age of processors, and all those specs mean.

    Finding one that wasn’t Windows in “S mode,” a bullshit mode that locks you into the Windows app / store for ALL software (where they take a cut of each purchase)? Even more challenging.

    When I booted it up…I imagine most people just click yes through things because why not, just want to get right to it, right?

    The amount of privileges I had to decline because of targeted data collection, for ad preferences and other nefarious reasons; the number of easy-to-miss “no thanks” options to decline enrollment in bloatware; the number of things that wanted me to launch the free trial, where they could automatically enroll me into a monthly PAID subscription and could report failure to add a credit card to pay for it to credit agencies (!); many of these presented as the “recommended” or default option… ASTOUNDING.

    And then I still had to go into system settings and turn off additional data tracking that they didn’t even present during set-up, along with bloatware bullshit programs they wanted to always run at start-up. Because I knew where to go and find that stuff. Don’t even get me starting on fucking Cortana.

    Technology has gotten bad. Even 10 years ago, it was a couple simple agreements not to pirate, using software at your own risk, etc. and that was it.

    Now? Waiving rights, arbitration, hidden terms that could leave you owing money if you don’t uninstall it, data collection to link accounts and literally track every move / your exact location / your usage, attempts to personalize ads through your specific searches, inability to block cookies unless you download a Google app!?, four pop ups for every website, as the default?

    It is scary how much tech that was designed to increase productivity and make life easier has become yet another way for corporations to track us, sell to us, and sell their data on us, even potentially incriminating us.

    Oh, and heaven forbid you know what you’re doing and try to upgrade or repair your equipment yourself. Warranty voiding? Should be illegal, may be illegal in some areas, but they still tell you it’ll void your warranty. Good luck finding the parts. Using non-OEM parts will void the warranty too…by design.

    I did not survive Windows Vista era to deal with this bullshit.

    I did not survive

    Windows Vista era to

    deal with this bullshit.

    Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

    Anyone have any resources for technology literacy for beginners?

    Yes! @aquadraco20

    General basic safety

    How to avoid ransomware, malware, hacks, and how to maintain good data privacy.

    https://www.getsafeonline.org/

    ^ this has intermediate information (as well as beginner info) that I think people who grew up on the internet benefit most from (so it won’t tell you what a phone is, or how to press the power button to turn on a computer). I recommend all sections the personal section under the top drop down (except the one aimed at children).

    https://edu.gcfglobal.org/en/internetsafety/

    Same deal as above, with quizzes and additional topics.

    https://www.digitalliteracyassessment.org/

    ^ this one is mostly video and audio which some people might helpful

    HTML

    https://www.w3schools.com/html/default.asp

    W3schools is a well known free resource for coding. I recommend HTML because it gives basic website building capabilities, so you can create a neocities website for example or even edit your Tumblr theme. You can also learn CSS (used with HTML to make prettier websites) and Python (used to make programs).

    Touch typing

    Touch typing is using the home row on keyboards. It allows people to type faster than pressing individual keys one at a time, like on a smart phone.

    https://www.typingclub.com/

    This site has lessons, and honestly looks much nicer than the program I learned to use touch typing with.

    https://www.how-to-type.com/touch-typing-lessons/how-to-type-home-keys/

    This site has lessons and practice tests and speed tests to measure progress. In middle school I was taking a practice test about three times a week and a speed test once a week for about fifteen minutes each time, if that helps.

    These three areas are the main things people were taught in computer literacy courses.

    I also recommend checking your local library or other educational resources (like local colleges, your current college/highschool/middle school etc, the college you graduated from). These can have in person instructors which can be super helpful. Feel free to send me any questions and stuff, if I don’t already know I’ll try to find out and share where I found it!

    Helpful things I’ve done with my windows computer to make it safer/more efficient:

    • Installing Malwarebytes/enabling windows defender
    • Creating a backup of my computer on a hard drive
    • Setting permissions for apps to start on startup
    • Getting a password manager
    • Installing a web browser that isn’t chrome
    • Changing old passwords into better, more secure passwords- especially websites that have debit card info

    I hope this helps :D

    PSA 👆🏼

    BTW, I could teach you what do do with the film in your camera, should you ever find one 🤣